Benrik arranged marriages

Benrik Limited are reintroducing arranged marriages in the belief that they will help combat the rising divorce rates that undermine our society. To benefit from this service, please read the FAQs and register below.

FAQs

What is an arranged marriage?

An arranged marriage is a venerable tradition whereby husband and wife are selected by others, such as the parents, the village elders, or in this case Benrik Limited. Many communities throughout history have employed this practice; indeed the modern "self-service" marriage is the exception not the rule.

When do I get to meet my future wife/husband?

At the altar, or the marriage registration office if it is a civil ceremony. It is important not to see or meet each other beforehand so as to preserve the element of surprise, which everyone knows is vital to any couple's long-term prospects.

How do I know my future wife/husband will be suitable?

Firstly, they will share your enthusiasm for Benrik Limited's special brand of humour, which in itself fairly guarantees compatibility. Secondly, a spouse should be very much an acquired taste. Love at first sight is a myth; you must learn to love whomever Benrik select for you.

Are arranged marriages legal?

Absolutely, although some priests and/or officials may have misguided notions regarding motives, particularly where foreign nationals applying for residency are concerned. That is why Benrik Limited are here to guide you through the procedure.

How much will it cost?

Not much at all. Benrik Limited do not require payment, except for a one-off administrative fee equivalent to 5% of the cost of the average wedding. Not only that, but you will receive a free copy of The Couple's Book (This Book Will Change Your Love Life in the US) as a wedding present from Benrik!

How long will it take?

Register now, and you could be married within two weeks! There is a waiting list of candidates, one of whom could be your perfect match. What do you have to lose? Not much, that's what.

What if it doesn't work out?

Benrik estimate that their arranged marriages have an excellent chance of lasting a minimum of 10 years longer than others. This is because both partners go into the marriage firmly committed to the challenge of making it work. And if it doesn't, Benrik will reimburse 50% of the fee (or arrange-marry you again at no extra cost).

Why are Benrik Limited doing this?

Because they care...

Go for it and join the Benrik Arranged Marriages Programme!